Not Until the Cheese!
Poetry - Absurd - Humor - Witty
Not Until The Cheese
Ninjastroni
Not until the cheese,
Can one stand beneath the trees’
Verdant shades of green, their leaves
Catching golden rays
Photosynthesizing the days
Outstretched limbs, cellulose displays
Flit, twitch, flutter
Listen to them mutter
To a swallowtail fly of butter
Who spends daylight hours
Brief visits to each of the flowers
Candied nectar the flutterby sips, devours
Zests such as these
Assorted assemblies appease
But not me, no sir, not until the cheese
Ninjastroni 2026
Thanks for reading!
Thanks to Ricky Champagne for the tag that inspired this post. 🎸





You made me wait through trees, sunlight, flowers, and butterflies before finally arriving at the only thing that truly mattered: the cheese. I respect the priorities here.
No jokes about cutting the cheese?