Pan troglodytes (Primatology)

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Pan troglodytes (Primatology)

Lyrics by Ninjastroni 2026

Music by Suno

Final mix in BandLab

(Intro)

Ninjastroni!

Pan tro-glow-dye-tees

cheeky cheeky chimpanzee

(Verse 1)

Jamming on his boombox

This chimp is a real player

No grip tape on his

skate deck

Got his fist up in the air

rhymes with player

He can ollie, shred, and

dog walk

And does so with no sneakers

Cruising down the sidewalk

Ninjastroni on his speakers

(Chorus)

pan tro, pan tro

pan tro-glow-dye-tees

cheeky, cheeky, cheeky

chimpanzee

(Verse 2)

Don’t come in with no

raincheck

Better catch him ‘fore he’s

vapor

Out here snappin’ y’all’s necks

Leavin’ honies scorched

like paper

Steady twisting up a

sick beat

If you ask him nice,

he’ll share it

But if you bringin’ on them

bad vibes

He’ll drop you in a second

(Chorus)

pan tro, pan tro

pan tro-glow-dye-tees

cheeky, cheeky, cheeky

chimpanzee

(Verse 3)

Pan tro-glow-dye-tees

In his chimpy underwear

When he’s on the

zoom through

This chimp don’t even care

He’s the new wave

primate

Kick flippin’ down the

stairs

Beats flowin’ out his

tape deck

Flash flooding in your ears

(Outro)

pan tro, pan tro

pan tro-glow-dye-tees

cheeky, cheeky, cheeky

chimpanzee

pan tro, pan tro

pan tro-glow-dye-tees

cheeky, cheeky, cheeky

chimpanzee

Ninja, Ninjastroni!

Originally penned in 2020. Revised and published in 2026.

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